So, something happened. There’s this guy, De Guiche, who’s been chasing my tail since, like, forever.
And he wants to marry me.
But guess what?
IT’S TOO LATE, FOOL. SOMEBODY ALREADY PUT A RING ON IT.
Oh, yeah, by the way:
CHRISTIAN AND I GOT MARRIED!
Totally last minute, but it was PERFECT! Cyrano was a sweetheart and distracted The Quiche [ my own personal nickname for him ] until the end of it!
This is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Hands down. I’m married to the most beautiful, smartest man I know - that the WORLD knows!
The wedding wasn’t big at all - I didn’t even have a fancy dress on! But Christian and I are so happy together!
Isn’t life just so perfect?